SPOT
What’d the really stupid guy name his pet zebra? “Spot.”

WALK AROUND WORLD
Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

AIRPORT
Do you know how you can tell the really stupid guy at the airport? He’s the one throwing bread to the planes.

PUT UP SCREENS
Two guys are in a submarine. The first guy says, “Man, what are all these fish doing in here?” The other guy says, “I don’t know. Maybe we should put up some screens.”

QUIET PLACE
What’s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

TRUE-FALSE
A little kid’s in school, taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, “What are you doing?” He says, “Checking my answers.”

HOLY WATER
You know how to make holy water? You take some regular water and you boil the hell out of it.