• When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
• Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
• You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
• You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
• You know the difference between Java and Java script.
• Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
• In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com
• On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
• You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com
• You check your mail. It says “no new messages.” So you check it again.
• You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
• You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :-).
• You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
• Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
• You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

Customer: “Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?”